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The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved in its original, unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog. Pls. read with feelings...

October 1996
To Marije,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you're the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.
You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go.



hahaha there you go... putek minigraine akooooooo!!!

MGA DAPAT GAWIN KUNG TINATAMAD NA MAGTRABAHO ...

1. Huwag aabsent.

2. Huwag male-late.

3. Pagkaupo mo sa iyong lamesa, buksan isa-isa ang drawer at magkalkal. Kunwari ay may hinahanap.

4. Pagkatapos mong magkalkal, tumayo ka at tunguhin ang mga filing cabinet. Maghanap ka ng ipis. Kung wala kang mahanap, tingnan mo ang iyong incoming & outgoing tray. Kalkalin at maghanap ng mga natira sa iyong mga kinutkot kahapon. Huwag kakainin muli. Labag sa kagandahang asal. Kung naglalaw ay ka sa mga iyon ay kunin mo ang nagamit mong tissue paper na nailagay mo sa iyong front drawer at ipunas sa laway mo. Pagkatapos ay ilagay muli sa drawer. Maaari mo pang magamit iyon bukas. Malaking katipiran sa iyo.

5. Kung biglang dumating ang iyong boss, hawakan kaagad ang telepono at magsalita.Kunwari ay tinatanong ka ng iyong kausap tungkol sa mga dokumento. Sumagot ka ng "Oh! I am sorry but I will bring that to your office immediately." Kumuha kaagad ng kahit anong folder at magpaalam ng maayos at buong giliw sa iyong boss. Lumabas ng nagmamadali.

6. Pumunta ka sa CR. Magsuklay. Tingnan mabuti ang sarili. Mag-retouch kung babae.Tingnan kung baligtad ang underwear na naisuot at kung lalaki, maghilamos at basain ng konti ang buhok. Magtiris ng mga taghiyawat. Magtagal ng mga limang minuto.

7. Pagkabalik mo sa iyong opisina, buksan ang computer. Hintaying matapos ang Auto Scan.Marami ring minuto ang magugugol dito. Magbukas ng isang file... Isa pa... at isa pa uli...!!! Pumunta sa outlook, tingnan ang inbox kung may hindi pa nababasa. Magbasa. Kunwari ay bagong pasok ka lamang sa Grade One.

8. Pagkatapos ay kunin ang mga dapat gawing report. Titigang mabuti. Pag-aralan ang klase ng papel na ginamit. Bilangin kung ilang words ang nagamit.

9. Kung may tumawag sa telepono, kaagad sagutin. Huwag mong hayaang ibaba kaagad ng
kausap. Kumustahin . Tanungin tungkol sa mga National Issues katulad ng tungkol sa mga jokes kay Erap o ng pagtaas ng langis. Kumustahin din ang latest style ng kanyang damit pati na kung saan nagpapa- manicure at pedicure. Huwag lalagpas ng isang oras angpakikipag-usap. Magagalit ang iyong boss.

10. Kung may report na tatapusin, tapusin ng eksakto sa deadline hour. Kung may ita-type,magtype ng 10 wpm.

11. Tunguhin ang mga file na inipon sa loob ng ilang araw. Ayusin isa-isa habang ini-imagineang sarili na sumasahod ng 35,000 pesos isang buwan. Huwag tatapusin. Magtira ng para sa ilang araw na gawain.

12. Palaging magtungo sa CR. Kunwari ay may LBM. Palagi ring bumisita sa ibang department, makipagchikahan.

13. Huwag mong titingnan ang iyong relo habang ginagawa mo ang lahat ng nasa itaas. Kapag ginawa mo iyon ay lalo kang maiinip. Hayaang mag-enjoy ang sarili sa iyong katamaran. Magugulat ka na lamang na "time" na pala para umuwi.

14. Ayusin ang lamesa na para bang napakarami ng iyong trinabaho. At bago umuwi, dumaan
ng CR. Tingnan at hipuin ang mukha kung gaano kakapal. Huwag pansinin ang mga kasamahan na mula umaga ay tingin ng tingin sa iyo. Hindi naman sila ang nagpapasuweldo.

KOLEHIYALANG AKO!

1. ANO ANG STUDENT NUMBER MO?
- 199903496...

2. ANO ANG FIRST CHOICE MO NA COURSE?
- computer science... pero sana nag accountacy nlng ako...

3. SECOND CHOICE?
- med tech sana ako sa UST... ay conservatory of music sa st.paul hehe...

4. ANO COURSE KINUHA MO?
- computer science... :(

5. NAG-SHIFT KA BA?
- nope...

6. CHINITO/CHINITA KA BA?
- nope...

7. NAKAPAG-DORM KA BA?
- hindi din...

8. NAKA UNO KA BA?
- haha kakahiya... pero oo... automata yung subject... grabe kla ko magiging ireg pko... hay! (1 lowest sa lasalle e)

9. NAGKA-3?
- haha oo naman lampas pa... 3.75 sa P.E. haha swimming... ^o^

10. LAGI KA BANG PUMAPASOK SA KLASE?
- aba syempre...

11. MAY SCHOLARSHIP KA BA?
- wala e...

12. ILANG UNITS NA ANG NAIPASA MO?
- lahat naman...

13. NANGARAP KA BA NA MAG-CUM LAUDE?
- haha di naman...

14. BAKIT?
- la lang... di pumasok sa isip ko yun... sa akin maka graduate lang hehe...

15. FAVE PROF/S:
- hmm sino ba... wala... wala akong favorite...

16. WORST PROF/S:
- hmm sino ba... la akong maalala e... mababait naman sila...

17. FAVE SUBJECT/S:
- wala hahaha...

18. WORST SUBJECT:
- haha e di major ko... programming syempre...

19. FAVE BUILDING:
- JFH ska PCH...

20. PABORITONG KAINAN:
- countryside hehe hotel nicole...mc donalds din syempre...

21. MAGKANO BA ANG BINABAYAD MO SA JEEP?
-9 pesos...

22. LAGI KA BA SA LIBRARY?
- ayus lang naman... gnda din dun tumambay e... lamig kunyari nagaaral o kya basa dyaryo...

23. NAGPUNTA KA BA SA GUIDANCE?
- oo yearly yun... iinterviewhin ka kc...

24. MAY CRUSH KA BA SA CAMPUS?
- oo naman hehehe...

25. ANU-ANO ANG MGA NAGING PE MO?
- syempre wlang kamatayang physical fitness test... dance aero...swimming, table tennis, basketball...

26. KAMUSTA NAMAN ANG BLOCK NYO?
- ayos lang naman... may knting nwala...

27. MEMORIZE MO BA ANG ALMA MATER SONG?
- haha oo naman... kantahin ko pa e...

28. MEMBER KA BA NG VARSITY TEAM?
- naku hindi e...

29. NAKA-PERFECT KA NA BA NG EXAM?
- hmm di ko maalala e... oo naman ata hehe di ko sure e...

30. DITO KA BA NATUTONG UMINOM NG BEER?
- hindi... pomelogin uso nun ska vodka hehe...

THINK BACK TO 4th year high school...

Let's see how much you remember & how much you regret...

1. What section were you?
- IV-Franklin...

2. School name and Batch?
- Saint Francis of Assisi College System Batch '99

3. Who were your seatmates?
- hmm iba-iba syempre nung una alphabetical... si glendford villafuerte at si jodrel victoriano... tapos rambol na syempre... sina azel at angeli ata...

4. Still remember your english teacher?
- ms. montante syempre of course... "can't you not keep quiet?" OMG hehehe

5. What was your first class?
- physics ata hehe...

6. Who were your best[classmates]?
- classmate ba... hmm close ko nun si azel delos reyes e...

7. Who was your crush back then?
- hahaha... A.H... ^o^...C.E... ^o^ ska si J.R.V... ^o^...haha...

8. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend?
- haha secret... la m.u-m.u lang...^o^

9. How was your class schedule?
- kaloka syempre... 7am to 5pm... pero lam ko may 1araw na half day lng kami e... ^o^...

10. Made any enemies?
- wala naman... bait naman kc ako e... hahaha!

11. Who was your favorite teacher?
- nung 4th yr ba dpat... hmm sige nga adviser ko nlng... si venga boys... mr. vega... ^o^...

12. What sport/s did you play?
- wala e... pag P.E. lang hehe... ^o^...

13. Did you buy your lunch?
- yup... yup... yup... ^o^...

14. Were you a party animal?
- hindi e... good girl ako... ^o^

15. Were you well known in your school?
- hmm... di naman gaano... tama lang... ^o^...

16. SKIP CLASSES?
- haha...oo ata... ^o^... pero di ko na try na umakyat ng bakod no... haller... hehe ^o^... manghiram lang ng diary ng iba na half day nung araw na yun hehehe... ^o^...

17. Did you get suspended/expelled?
- naku di naman hehe... ^o^... good girl nga ako... ^o^...

18. Can you sing the alma mater?
- ok lang ... pero mdyo nalimutan ko na pla hehe...

19. What was your favorite subject?
- computer ata...

20. Did you go to the dances?
- nope

21. Where did you go most often during breaks?
- sa cabana o kya sa gym... ^o^...

22. If you could go back in time and do it all over, or change something,would u?
- haha syempre... sya naman nung HS e... ^o^... kaso ako lang yung madalas manakawan nun... ilang walet din ang nawala sa akin... pati walkman ko... hay!...

HALA!

1. How tall are you barefoot?
... 5 flat :(
2. Have you ever smoked?
... yup... try lang yun
3. Do you own a gun?
... wala po...
4. Do you hate someone right now?
... nope... ok na kami... friends na!
5. Do you get nervous?
... oo naman! minsan...
6. What do you think of hotdogs?
... tender juicy... ^o^...
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
... rudolph the red nosed reindeer
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
... water lang... pero mas ok kung orange juice... yung fresh
9. Can you do push ups?
... naku hindi e...
11.What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
... earrings...
12. Do you like painkillers?
... oo kelangan ko yun lalo na pag may migraine ako...
13. What is your secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?
... hahaha secret nga e...
14. Do you own a knife?
... no...
.15. Do you have H.I.V?
... haller???...
16. Name?
... chec...
17. Name 3 things u wanna do at this exact moment?
... matulog... kumain...nood tv...
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought lately:
... anu ba... diary of a wimpy kid book, celfone, contact lense solution...
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
... water...iced tea... apple/orange juice
20. What time did you wake up today?
... 10:00 am...
22. Current worry?
... weight ko huhuhu... nag ggain ako huhuhu
23 Current hate?
... trabaho ko? hahaha
24. Favorite place to be?
... sa bahay lang... sa kwarto ko!!!
25.Least favorite place to be?
... sa office? hahaha :)
26. Where would you like to go now?
... sa kama ko...
27. Do you own slippers?
... opo...
28. What shirt are you wearing?
... sando pantulog... with matching pyjama
30. Favorite colors?
...PINK...
31.Would you like to be a pirate?
... di naman... gusto ko fairy parang si thinkerbell hehe ...
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
... october 26, 2010... birthday ni larry
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
... california girls hahaha...
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
... mumu...
35.What's in your pocket/s right now?
... wala akong pocket e...
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
... ka conference sina vanessa at noel... OMG haha
37. last thing that made you cry?
... last week na depress lang...
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
... wala pa naman... sakit sa puso lang hehe...
40. How many cellphones do you have?
... 3 mayaman ako e hehe... 
41. Who is your loudest friend?
... cno ba... wla e... mga chismosa at usisera lang cla hehe...
42.Who is your most silent friend?
... ala puro sila madaldal hehe...
43. last movie watched?
... inkheart? puro series kasi pinapanood ko e...
44. What is your favorite book?
... harry potter...
45.What is your favorite chocolate?
... favorite ko tlaga barnone e kso nawala na yun... lahat ng chocoloate bsta plain lang... yoko ng may mga nuts, caramel, peanut butter, etc...
47.What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
... di ko alam e... hnap muna akong mapapangasawa hehehe ...
48. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
... sleeping beauty...
49. What was the First thing you did today?
... nagbasa ng mga txt messages...
50. What was the last thing you did the day before yesterday?
... nood korean drama--- you're beautiful hahaha...

Chuck my love so sweet...

 He's a guy from the office... chuck is the code name :)...first time ko syang nakita nagaapply pa lang sya sa HR... he is wearing chuck taylor that time... kaya natatak na sa utak ko na sya si chuck... sobrang tuwa ko nung nakita ko na andito na sya at na hire sya... he's from the other team... i think its LN-Australia if i am not mistaken... got to see him often at the canteen... haay ang tipo kong lalake... super cute at boy next door... mukhang mabango and neat magdamit... ok ang porma at malinis... matangkad at yung hairstyle nya ang pinakapanalo... super excited ako sa teambuilding kasi magkasama team namin at sa kanila... dun ko pa lang malalaman full name nya...

Like what i've said, I always see him sa canteen... every 3:30pm breaktime... i don't know kung napapansin nya na akong natingin sa knya palagi but i guess oo... kasi everytime i try to glance at him e nakatingin din sya sa akin... my goodness buking na ata ang beauty ko... umaandar nanaman ang pagkamahiyain ko... well anyway,  ok lang yun at least tinitingnan nya rin pla ako... --- di naman cguro sya banlag hahaha aynakupu! :s

eto na si teambuilding - october 23, 2010 - i'm one of those people na sasakay sa bus... sooo glad kasi nasa harapan ko lang si chuck... but gaya ng iba... andami na agad mga babaeng epal na nagpapapicture sa knya... one scenario lang ang tumatak sa akin during that time na papunta na kami sa location... he's sleeping during the byahe and his celfone accidentally fell on the floor... I got a chance to get it and gave it to him... and then he just say "thank you" without looking at me! :(... oops better luck next time... I assume that he will look at me saying thank you with matching his super kawaii smile...

during the activities... i still keep and make secret glances at him... but kadalasan buking at nahuhuli nya ako hehehe.... well, in the end, at last nalaman ko na din ang name nya courtesy of benj... so after that umandar na ang pagka stalker ko syempre... i got na a chance to check his facebook profile :)... at dun ko nalaman ang lahat huhuhu...
at ang result!!!!

This is it... he is so cute talaga but i need to let him go...  i found out that he's very young as in super young... he's only 20... nakakaloka... ewan ko ba ba't madalas akong ma attract sa super young na guy...
tagal ko bago nalaman ang name nya... he is also from cavite--- naks kababyan pa... he's too young for me yun lang ang masasabi ko... kaya di na pwede at parang ayoko na... hanap nlng ulit ng iba... better luck next time... he's not meant for me.. yun lang yun!


xoxo",)

NI CENG JING RANG WO XIN DONG by A-CHORD

OST from They Kiss Again...

關於藍天的憂鬱
我想了解分析
卻不經分心
不禁想起 長髮飄逸的你
關於你給的回憶
我想你也想不起
只因為所以
有自知之明
我只敢遠遠望著你

從沒想過 那麼心痛以後
你還是陪在我生命中
最空虛的時候
我彷彿回到那感動
從沒想過 離開傷心以後
我終於能夠當你面前
勇敢的對你說出口
你曾讓我心動

我要加緊腳步 加緊腳步 對你說...
你曾經讓我心動 


guan yu lan tian de you yu
wo xiang liao jie fen xi
que bu jing fen xin
bu jin xiang qi chang fa piao yi de ni
guan yu ni gei de hui yi
wo xiang ni ye xiang bu qi
zhi yin wei suo yi
you zi zhi zhi ming
wo zhi gan yuan yuan wang zhe ni

cong mei xiang guo na me xin tong yi hou
ni hai shi pei zai wo sheng ming zhong
zui kong xu de shi hou
wo fang fu hui dao na gan dong
cong mei xiang guo li kai shang xin yi hou
wo zhong yu neng gou dang ni mian qian
yong gan de dui ni shuo chu kou
ni ceng jing rang wo xin dong

guan yu lan tian de you yu
wo xiang liao jie fen xi
que bu jing fen xin
bu jin xiang qi chang fa piao yi de ni
guan yu ni gei de hui yi
wo xiang ni ye xiang bu qi
zhi yin wei suo yi
you zi zhi zhi ming
wo zhi gan yuan yuan wang zhe ni

cong mei xiang guo na me xin tong yi hou
ni hai shi pei zai wo sheng ming zhong
zui kong xu de shi hou
wo fang fu hui dao na gan dong
cong mei xiang guo li kai shang xin yi hou
wo zhong yu neng gou dang ni mian qian
yong gan de dui ni shuo chu kou
ni ceng jing rang wo xin dong

wo yao jia jin jiao bu jia jin jiao bu dui ni shuo...
ni ceng jing rang wo xin dong